The Armory · 78 Items of Power
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Every piece of gear the raid needs, ranked by rarity. Tap “I’ll bring it”to claim what you’re hauling — the coverage bars show what the party still needs so we don’t double up on stoves and forget the firewood.
⚔ Sign in to claim loot“Stay hydrated at altitude. Beer is not hydration, no matter what Aaron says.”
- +35 Warmth
- Equip: Immune to 7,200 ft cold snaps
“Rated to 20°F because the mountain WILL test you.”
“Equip: Both hands free for the midnight bathroom quest. Everyone should carry one.”
“Equip: A place to sit that is YOURS. Bring your own — there are never, ever enough chairs.”
“Equip: +30 Warmth. The mountain night is no joke at 7,200 ft. The friend who skips this regrets it loudly.”
“Feeds the coolers, melts faster than you'd like. Restock at the last gas station before the climb.”
“Silver Lake is cold, clear, and worth it. Send it off the rock.”
“Equip: +Squint Resistance. The lake glare is real.”
- +50 Morale
- Restores 5% morale every 6 sec
- Cannot be used while operating a kayak
“Cheap, cold, and infinite. The fuel of beer pong, flip cup, and questionable decisions. Tastes like victory and regret.”
“Post-plunge essential. The lake is cold; the sun is the only towel-warmer out here.”
- +50 Ambiance
- Fuels: stories, s'mores, staring contests with the flame
“The currency of camp. Can't be gathered locally (illegal & wet). Bring more than you think. Always more.”
“The veteran's choice. Won't deflate, won't betray you.”
“Or a hoodie stuffed with clothes. We don't judge. (We do.)”
“Sierra weather turns fast. Pack it even under clear skies.”
“For the lake, the shower, and the 'I refuse to lace up boots' evenings.”
“Chips, jerky, trail mix, the gas-station haul. The connective tissue between meals.”
- +100 Survival
- Equip: The party does not perish of thirst
- Mandatory — not a flex, a duty
“There is NO potable water at Silver Lake. The most important item in the entire armory. Bring more than you think.”
“For the lone wolves and the snorers we've lovingly exiled.”
“Stands between your tent floor and the cold, wet earth. Unglamorous. Essential.”
“Bring three. You will lose two. This is the way.”
“The backup to the backup. Check the batteries BEFORE you're in the dark.”
“Equip: +50 Comfort. 14% chance to slowly deflate and dump you on the ground by morning.”
- +30 Refinement
- Use: Pretend you have taste at 7,200 ft
“The crafty stuff you actually sip and savor. Hide it from the pong table or it WILL get sacrificed to the game.”
“Use: +Confidence, +Stories, -Memory. The mountain morning collects its debt.”
- +35 Joy
- Use: Bond with the party over fire
“The sacred campfire ritual. Graham + chocolate + toasted mallow = the only correct dessert. Bring extra.”
- +30 Stamina
- Bind on Setup
“The cathedral of camp. Sleeps six, fits four comfortably, smells like feet by Sunday.”
“Holds the cold for days. Sit on it — it's also a chair.”
“Lights the whole table for cards and chaos. The campsite's hearthstone.”
“Use: Nap with a lake view. 30% chance you flip out of it to the party's delight.”
“Use: Lifts the 'Tired' debuff. The percolator is the chalice; these are the sacrament.”
“Reusable beats paper. The dishwashing rotation is the true test of friendship.”
“Use: Removes the 'Hungover' debuff. Slam one before bed, thank yourself at dawn.”
“Pliers, blade, can opener, the works. The answer to 'who has a—' is yes. Yes I do.”
“Use: Float, drift, nap on the water. Bring a pump or bring strong lungs.”
“For the lake-day sunset and the friend who 'didn't think it'd get cold.'”
“For when the wood is stubborn and the ego is on the line in front of the group.”
“AA, AAA, the works. The unsung hero that keeps the lights and the speaker alive.”
“Leave No Trace. What we pack in, we pack out. Doubles as a rain poncho in a pinch.”
“Equip: -90% mosquito aggro. Dusk by the lake is when they raid. Apply before they do.”
“Reapply every 2 hours per the ancient REI texts. Altitude sun burns twice as fast.”
“Vault-tier important. The pit toilets run out. He who brings the TP is beloved by all.”
“The cleanup MVP. Spills, plates, hands. Bring a double roll.”
“Keeps the phone, keys, and TP dry on the water. The board WILL dump you eventually.”
- +60 Adventure
- Seats 1–2
- Strap it down well for the Hwy 88 climb
“The lake is the whole point. Paddle out to the quiet water at dawn — best seat in the wilderness.”
- Equip: Grants the party immunity to Solar Damage
- Requires 4 players to raise in high wind
“The single most fought-over real estate at camp.”
- +45 Cooking
- Cooks two pans at once
“The beating heart of breakfast. Requires propane to ignite.”
“Powers the stove and the griddle. Run out and breakfast simply does not happen. A grim fate.”
“Equip: Revives the entire party after a rough night. Bacon smell = the camp's alarm clock.”
- +40 Vibes in a 30 ft radius
- Battery: lasts the night if you're lucky
“Doggo controls the aux. Charge it fully — no outlets out here.”
“Equip: Glide across glass-calm morning water. 25% chance of a refreshing involuntary swim.”
“Seasoned over a decade. Do NOT let anyone wash it with soap. Guard it with your life.”
“Use: Resurrects the entire party at dawn. Without it, morale cannot regenerate.”
“Use: Splits kindling. Equip: +20 Rugged. Keep it sheathed and away from the late-night crew.”
“Where the food is prepped, the cards are dealt, and the cooler is staged.”
- +40 Survival
- Use: Heal a friendly target
- Bandages · antiseptic · ibuprofen · tweezers
“The group's shared lifeline. Stops the bleeding, soothes the burn, saves the trip.”
“The default dinner of champions. Cook over open flame, ketchup optional, judgment guaranteed.”
“Seth's domain. Cheese is not optional. Appetites grow at altitude — bring more.”
“Silver Lake holds trout. Bring a license. The catch is half luck, all bragging rights.”
“Use: Drives a stake. Also a percussion instrument at 2am, to everyone's dismay.”
“Stacks like Russian dolls. One lid never fits and we've made peace with it.”
“Tongs, spatula, the big spoon. Whoever forgets the tongs owes the party a beer.”
“+15 Slicing. Wrap the blade so nobody finds it the hard way in the bin.”
“Equip: +25 Vibes. Drapes over the canopy like an enchantment.”
“When nature calls deep in the woods, dig 6 inches. The REI checklist insists, and so do we.”
“The fire-side time-killer for when the phones are dead — and they will be.”
“Lakeside lounging. Sand-resistant if you're lucky.”
“Hangs the tarp, the lights, the wet towels. A thousand uses. Bring 50 feet.”
“Use: Fixes literally anything for at least one more day. The party's faith made physical.”
“Ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, salt, oil. Bland food is a party debuff.”
“Use: Wrap potatoes, veggies, fish — toss in the coals. Camp alchemy at its finest.”
“Biodegradable, kept away from the lake. The dish pit waits for no one.”
“Lake-meadow essentials. Low stakes, high fun. Someone always throws it in the water.”
- +60 Ice Retention
- Equip: Beverages stay ice-cold the full raid
- Doubles as a bench, a table, and a flex
“The crown jewel of the cold chain. Keeps ice frozen past the heat-death of the weekend.”
- +80 Power
- Charges everything
- The one thing the console can't live without
“Off-grid power for the speaker, the games, the phones. The modern campfire.”
“Legendary breakfast throughput. Bacon, eggs, hash browns — all at once, for the whole party.”
“Use: Settles disputes and starts new ones. The unofficial camp olympics main event.”
- +35 Fun
- Best paired with a Power Station
“Smash, Mario Kart, and rainy-tent tournaments. Runs off the power station. The projector's not happening — this is.”
“Use: Conjures cobbler, chili, and respect. Heavy enough to be a weapon.”