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Brey · the Raid Leader

RogueRogue · Logistics & Fire · Level 19

Guild Master. Started the docket, runs the convoy, builds the fire. Nineteen years deep.

🎒 Equipped Loadout

31 items claimed
Rarity:
🍻
Hazefire Elixir of the Hop Lords
Good Beer · Craft 6-PackEpic
  • +30 Refinement
  • Use: Pretend you have taste at 7,200 ft

“The crafty stuff you actually sip and savor. Hide it from the pong table or it WILL get sacrificed to the game.”

Consumables
🍖
Grillmaster's Portable Forge
Portable GrillEpic
Binds when picked up
  • +50 Grilling
  • Equip: Sears burgers, dogs, and skewers over the open flame
  • Packs down for the Hwy 88 haul

“Folds up, straps in, and travels light. Whoever wields it earns the title. (That's Loffles.)”

Camp Kitchen
🛢️
Tank of the Blue Flame
Propane · 20lb / CanistersEpic

“Powers the stove and the griddle. Run out and breakfast simply does not happen. A grim fate.”

Fire & Fuel
🛏️
Floating Throne
Air Mattress + PumpEpic

“Equip: +50 Comfort. 14% chance to slowly deflate and dump you on the ground by morning.”

Sleep System
🪓
Hatchet of the Woodsman
Hatchet / AxeRare

“Use: Splits kindling. Equip: +20 Rugged. Keep it sheathed and away from the late-night crew.”

Fire & Fuel
×2
☕
Percolator of Awakening
Camp Coffee MakerRare

“Use: Resurrects the entire party at dawn. Without it, morale cannot regenerate.”

Camp Kitchen
☕
Beans of Awakening
Coffee · Grounds / BeansRare

“Use: Lifts the 'Tired' debuff. The percolator is the chalice; these are the sacrament.”

Consumables
🧊
Frostward Chest
Cooler · LargeRare

“Holds the cold for days. Sit on it — it's also a chair.”

Camp Kitchen
🏮
Lantern of the Long Night
Rechargeable LanternRare

“Lights the whole table for cards and chaos. The campsite's hearthstone.”

Light
×2
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Throne of the Weary Camper
Camp ChairUncommon

“Equip: A place to sit that is YOURS. Bring your own — there are never, ever enough chairs.”

Camp Comfort
×2
🧴
Elixir of Restoration
Electrolytes / GatoradeUncommon

“Use: Removes the 'Hungover' debuff. Slam one before bed, thank yourself at dawn.”

Hydration
⛺
Pup Tent of Solitude
2-Person TentUncommon

“For the lone wolves and the snorers we've lovingly exiled.”

Shelter
🔨
Maul of Staking
Tent Stakes & MalletUncommon

“Use: Drives a stake. Also a percussion instrument at 2am, to everyone's dismay.”

Shelter
🧊
Shards of Eternal Cold
Bagged IceUncommon

“Feeds the coolers, melts faster than you'd like. Restock at the last gas station before the climb.”

Consumables
🧥
Cloak of the Cold Night
Warm Jacket / HoodieUncommon

“Equip: +30 Warmth. The mountain night is no joke at 7,200 ft. The friend who skips this regrets it loudly.”

Apparel
🍴
Bag of Holding (Utensils)
Cooking UtensilsUncommon

“Tongs, spatula, the big spoon. Whoever forgets the tongs owes the party a beer.”

Camp Kitchen
🍽️
Mess Kit of the Horde
Plates, Bowls & CupsUncommon

“Reusable beats paper. The dishwashing rotation is the true test of friendship.”

Camp Kitchen
🟫
Groundcloth Ward
Tarp / Tent FootprintCommon

“Stands between your tent floor and the cold, wet earth. Unglamorous. Essential.”

Shelter
🥨
Trail Mix of Endless Munching
Snacks & ChipsCommon

“Chips, jerky, trail mix, the gas-station haul. The connective tissue between meals.”

Consumables
💤
Pillow of Forgotten Comfort
Camp PillowCommon

“Or a hoodie stuffed with clothes. We don't judge. (We do.)”

Sleep System
🩴
Sandals of the Off-Duty
Camp Sandals / SlidesCommon

“For the lake, the shower, and the 'I refuse to lace up boots' evenings.”

Apparel
🕶️
Visor of the Sun-Squint
Hat & SunglassesCommon

“Equip: +Squint Resistance. The lake glare is real.”

Apparel
🔥
Spark of Ignition
Lighter & Stormproof MatchesCommon

“Bring three. You will lose two. This is the way.”

Fire & Fuel
🔋
Cache of Stored Lightning
Spare BatteriesCommon

“AA, AAA, the works. The unsung hero that keeps the lights and the speaker alive.”

Light
🧴
Salve of Solar Warding
Sunscreen · SPF 30+Common

“Reapply every 2 hours per the ancient REI texts. Altitude sun burns twice as fast.”

Tools & Survival
🩳
Trunks of the Plunge
SwimsuitCommon

“Silver Lake is cold, clear, and worth it. Send it off the rock.”

Apparel
🧂
Pouch of Flavor
Condiments & SeasoningCommon

“Ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, salt, oil. Bland food is a party debuff.”

Consumables
🏖️
Drape of the Quick-Dry
Beach / Camp TowelsCommon

“Post-plunge essential. The lake is cold; the sun is the only towel-warmer out here.”

Lake Gear
🧻
Scroll of Comfort
Toilet PaperCommon

“Vault-tier important. The pit toilets run out. He who brings the TP is beloved by all.”

Tools & Survival
🌯
Sheet of the Hobo Dinner
Aluminum FoilCommon

“Use: Wrap potatoes, veggies, fish — toss in the coals. Camp alchemy at its finest.”

Consumables
🧽
Solvent of the Clean Mess Kit
Dish Soap + SpongeCommon

“Biodegradable, kept away from the lake. The dish pit waits for no one.”

Consumables

💬 Trash Talk

1 jab

Roast Brey. Hype them up. Whatever the guild demands.

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    Brey126d ago

    Lets GO, camping trip year 19!