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Brey · the Raid Leader

RogueRogue · Logistics & Fire · Level 19

Guild Master. Started the docket, runs the convoy, builds the fire. Nineteen years deep.

🎒 Equipped Loadout

31 items claimed
Rarity:
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Hazefire Elixir of the Hop Lords
Good Beer · Craft 6-PackEpic
  • +30 Refinement
  • Use: Pretend you have taste at 7,200 ft

The crafty stuff you actually sip and savor. Hide it from the pong table or it WILL get sacrificed to the game.

Consumables
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Grillmaster's Portable Forge
Portable GrillEpic
Binds when picked up
  • +50 Grilling
  • Equip: Sears burgers, dogs, and skewers over the open flame
  • Packs down for the Hwy 88 haul

Folds up, straps in, and travels light. Whoever wields it earns the title. (That's Loffles.)

Camp Kitchen
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Tank of the Blue Flame
Propane · 20lb / CanistersEpic

Powers the stove and the griddle. Run out and breakfast simply does not happen. A grim fate.

Fire & Fuel
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Floating Throne
Air Mattress + PumpEpic

Equip: +50 Comfort. 14% chance to slowly deflate and dump you on the ground by morning.

Sleep System
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Hatchet of the Woodsman
Hatchet / AxeRare

Use: Splits kindling. Equip: +20 Rugged. Keep it sheathed and away from the late-night crew.

Fire & Fuel
×2
Percolator of Awakening
Camp Coffee MakerRare

Use: Resurrects the entire party at dawn. Without it, morale cannot regenerate.

Camp Kitchen
Beans of Awakening
Coffee · Grounds / BeansRare

Use: Lifts the 'Tired' debuff. The percolator is the chalice; these are the sacrament.

Consumables
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Frostward Chest
Cooler · LargeRare

Holds the cold for days. Sit on it — it's also a chair.

Camp Kitchen
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Lantern of the Long Night
Rechargeable LanternRare

Lights the whole table for cards and chaos. The campsite's hearthstone.

Light
×2
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Throne of the Weary Camper
Camp ChairUncommon

Equip: A place to sit that is YOURS. Bring your own — there are never, ever enough chairs.

Camp Comfort
×2
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Elixir of Restoration
Electrolytes / GatoradeUncommon

Use: Removes the 'Hungover' debuff. Slam one before bed, thank yourself at dawn.

Hydration
Pup Tent of Solitude
2-Person TentUncommon

For the lone wolves and the snorers we've lovingly exiled.

Shelter
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Maul of Staking
Tent Stakes & MalletUncommon

Use: Drives a stake. Also a percussion instrument at 2am, to everyone's dismay.

Shelter
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Shards of Eternal Cold
Bagged IceUncommon

Feeds the coolers, melts faster than you'd like. Restock at the last gas station before the climb.

Consumables
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Cloak of the Cold Night
Warm Jacket / HoodieUncommon

Equip: +30 Warmth. The mountain night is no joke at 7,200 ft. The friend who skips this regrets it loudly.

Apparel
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Bag of Holding (Utensils)
Cooking UtensilsUncommon

Tongs, spatula, the big spoon. Whoever forgets the tongs owes the party a beer.

Camp Kitchen
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Mess Kit of the Horde
Plates, Bowls & CupsUncommon

Reusable beats paper. The dishwashing rotation is the true test of friendship.

Camp Kitchen
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Groundcloth Ward
Tarp / Tent FootprintCommon

Stands between your tent floor and the cold, wet earth. Unglamorous. Essential.

Shelter
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Trail Mix of Endless Munching
Snacks & ChipsCommon

Chips, jerky, trail mix, the gas-station haul. The connective tissue between meals.

Consumables
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Pillow of Forgotten Comfort
Camp PillowCommon

Or a hoodie stuffed with clothes. We don't judge. (We do.)

Sleep System
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Sandals of the Off-Duty
Camp Sandals / SlidesCommon

For the lake, the shower, and the 'I refuse to lace up boots' evenings.

Apparel
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Visor of the Sun-Squint
Hat & SunglassesCommon

Equip: +Squint Resistance. The lake glare is real.

Apparel
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Spark of Ignition
Lighter & Stormproof MatchesCommon

Bring three. You will lose two. This is the way.

Fire & Fuel
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Cache of Stored Lightning
Spare BatteriesCommon

AA, AAA, the works. The unsung hero that keeps the lights and the speaker alive.

Light
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Salve of Solar Warding
Sunscreen · SPF 30+Common

Reapply every 2 hours per the ancient REI texts. Altitude sun burns twice as fast.

Tools & Survival
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Trunks of the Plunge
SwimsuitCommon

Silver Lake is cold, clear, and worth it. Send it off the rock.

Apparel
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Pouch of Flavor
Condiments & SeasoningCommon

Ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, salt, oil. Bland food is a party debuff.

Consumables
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Drape of the Quick-Dry
Beach / Camp TowelsCommon

Post-plunge essential. The lake is cold; the sun is the only towel-warmer out here.

Lake Gear
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Scroll of Comfort
Toilet PaperCommon

Vault-tier important. The pit toilets run out. He who brings the TP is beloved by all.

Tools & Survival
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Sheet of the Hobo Dinner
Aluminum FoilCommon

Use: Wrap potatoes, veggies, fish — toss in the coals. Camp alchemy at its finest.

Consumables
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Solvent of the Clean Mess Kit
Dish Soap + SpongeCommon

Biodegradable, kept away from the lake. The dish pit waits for no one.

Consumables

💬 Trash Talk

1 jab

Roast Brey. Hype them up. Whatever the guild demands.

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    Brey64d ago

    Lets GO, camping trip year 19!