Loffles
Confirmed🏕️ TentMike · the Grillmaster
Warlock · Grill Master · Level 19
Master of the flame. If it's got meat on it, Loffles already has it sizzling. Do not touch his tongs.
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🎒 Equipped Loadout
10 items claimed- +50 Ambiance
- Fuels: stories, s'mores, staring contests with the flame
“The currency of camp. Can't be gathered locally (illegal & wet). Bring more than you think. Always more.”
- +35 Warmth
- Equip: Immune to 7,200 ft cold snaps
“Rated to 20°F because the mountain WILL test you.”
“Equip: Both hands free for the midnight bathroom quest. Everyone should carry one.”
“Equip: A place to sit that is YOURS. Bring your own — there are never, ever enough chairs.”
“Equip: +30 Warmth. The mountain night is no joke at 7,200 ft. The friend who skips this regrets it loudly.”
“Feeds the coolers, melts faster than you'd like. Restock at the last gas station before the climb.”
“The veteran's choice. Won't deflate, won't betray you.”
“The container, not the water — bring one to refill. Beer is not hydration, no matter what Aaron says.”
- +50 Morale
- Restores 5% morale every 6 sec
- Cannot be used while operating a kayak
“Cheap, cold, and infinite. The fuel of beer pong, flip cup, and questionable decisions. Tastes like victory and regret.”
“Equip: +Squint Resistance. The lake glare is real.”
💬 Trash Talk
1 jabRoast Mike. Hype them up. Whatever the guild demands.
- BBrey61d ago
Only Swill Mike??? Where is your taste??