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Loffles

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Mike · the Grillmaster

WarlockWarlock · Grill Master · Level 19

Master of the flame. If it's got meat on it, Loffles already has it sizzling. Do not touch his tongs.

Quests Accepted

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🎒 Equipped Loadout

10 items claimed
Rarity:
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Bundle of Eternal Flame
Firewood BundleEpic
  • +50 Ambiance
  • Fuels: stories, s'mores, staring contests with the flame

The currency of camp. Can't be gathered locally (illegal & wet). Bring more than you think. Always more.

Fire & Fuel
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Cocoon of the Mountain Night
Sleeping Bag · 20°FRare
  • +35 Warmth
  • Equip: Immune to 7,200 ft cold snaps

Rated to 20°F because the mountain WILL test you.

Sleep System
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Crown of Hands-Free Light
HeadlampUncommon

Equip: Both hands free for the midnight bathroom quest. Everyone should carry one.

Light
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Throne of the Weary Camper
Camp ChairUncommon

Equip: A place to sit that is YOURS. Bring your own — there are never, ever enough chairs.

Camp Comfort
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Cloak of the Cold Night
Warm Jacket / HoodieUncommon

Equip: +30 Warmth. The mountain night is no joke at 7,200 ft. The friend who skips this regrets it loudly.

Apparel
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Shards of Eternal Cold
Bagged IceUncommon

Feeds the coolers, melts faster than you'd like. Restock at the last gas station before the climb.

Consumables
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Roll of Repose
Foam Sleeping PadUncommon

The veteran's choice. Won't deflate, won't betray you.

Sleep System
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Vessel of the Trail
Reusable Water BottleCommon

The container, not the water — bring one to refill. Beer is not hydration, no matter what Aaron says.

Hydration
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Swill of the Pong Gods
Drinking-Game Beer · 30-RackCommon
  • +50 Morale
  • Restores 5% morale every 6 sec
  • Cannot be used while operating a kayak

Cheap, cold, and infinite. The fuel of beer pong, flip cup, and questionable decisions. Tastes like victory and regret.

Consumables
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Visor of the Sun-Squint
Hat & SunglassesCommon

Equip: +Squint Resistance. The lake glare is real.

Apparel

💬 Trash Talk

1 jab

Roast Mike. Hype them up. Whatever the guild demands.

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    Brey61d ago

    Only Swill Mike??? Where is your taste??