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Seth · the Party Boy

DruidDruid · Party Starter · Level 19

First to crack a cold one, last to call it a night. Brings the speaker, the shots, and the chaos.

🎒 Equipped Loadout

31 items claimed
Rarity:
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Draught of the Deep Well
Drinking Water · 1-Gallon JugsLegendary
  • +100 Survival
  • Equip: The party does not perish of thirst
  • Rule of thumb: 1 gallon per person per day
  • Mandatory — not a flex, a duty

“The workhorse. A buck a gallon at any grocery store — grab an armful on the way up. Drinking, coffee, dishes, teeth. This is THE item.”

Hydration
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Vessel of the Silver Lake
Kayak / CanoeLegendary
Binds when picked up
  • +60 Adventure
  • Seats 1–2
  • Strap it down well for the Hwy 88 climb

“The lake is the whole point. Paddle out to the quiet water at dawn — best seat in the wilderness.”

Lake Gear
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Aegis of Shade
10×10 EZ-Up CanopyEpic
Binds when picked up
  • Equip: Grants the party immunity to Solar Damage
  • Requires 4 players to raise in high wind

“The single most fought-over real estate at camp.”

Shelter
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Flagons of the Clear Spring
Bottled Water · 24-Pack CaseEpic
  • +40 Survival
  • Use: Restores hydration instantly
  • Toss a case in every cooler

“Grab-and-go water for the lake, the trail, and the cooler. No pouring, no spigot — just crack one and go.”

Hydration
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Bundle of Eternal Flame
Firewood BundleEpic
  • +50 Ambiance
  • Fuels: stories, s'mores, staring contests with the flame

“The currency of camp. Can't be gathered locally (illegal & wet). Bring more than you think. Always more.”

Fire & Fuel
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Coleman, Forgemaster's Hearth
2-Burner Camp StoveEpic
Binds when picked up
  • +45 Cooking
  • Cooks two pans at once

“The beating heart of breakfast. Requires propane to ignite.”

Camp Kitchen
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Feast of the First Light
Eggs, Bacon & Hash BrownsEpic

“Equip: Revives the entire party after a rough night. Bacon smell = the camp's alarm clock.”

Consumables
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Cocoon of the Mountain Night
Sleeping Bag · 20°FRare
  • +35 Warmth
  • Equip: Immune to 7,200 ft cold snaps

“Rated to 20°F because the mountain WILL test you.”

Sleep System
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Folding Table of Gathering
Folding Camp TableRare

“Where the food is prepped, the cards are dealt, and the cooler is staged.”

Camp Comfort
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Frostward Chest
Cooler · LargeRare

“Holds the cold for days. Sit on it — it's also a chair.”

Camp Kitchen
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Patties of the Grill Lord
Burgers & BunsRare

“Seth's domain. Cheese is not optional. Appetites grow at altitude — bring more.”

Consumables
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Rod of the Patient Angler
Fishing Rod + TackleRare

“Silver Lake holds trout. Bring a license. The catch is half luck, all bragging rights.”

Entertainment
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Lantern of the Long Night
Rechargeable LanternRare

“Lights the whole table for cards and chaos. The campsite's hearthstone.”

Light
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Pup Tent of Solitude
2-Person TentUncommon

“For the lone wolves and the snorers we've lovingly exiled.”

Shelter
🔨
Maul of Staking
Tent Stakes & MalletUncommon

“Use: Drives a stake. Also a percussion instrument at 2am, to everyone's dismay.”

Shelter
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Crown of Hands-Free Light
HeadlampUncommon

“Equip: Both hands free for the midnight bathroom quest. Everyone should carry one.”

Light
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Throne of the Weary Camper
Camp ChairUncommon

“Equip: A place to sit that is YOURS. Bring your own — there are never, ever enough chairs.”

Camp Comfort
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Shards of Eternal Cold
Bagged IceUncommon

“Feeds the coolers, melts faster than you'd like. Restock at the last gas station before the climb.”

Consumables
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Leatherman, the All-in-One
Multi-ToolUncommon

“Pliers, blade, can opener, the works. The answer to 'who has a—' is yes. Yes I do.”

Tools & Survival
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Rafts of Leisure
Inflatable FloatsUncommon

“Use: Float, drift, nap on the water. Bring a pump or bring strong lungs.”

Lake Gear
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Nested Cookware Set
Pots & PansUncommon

“Stacks like Russian dolls. One lid never fits and we've made peace with it.”

Camp Kitchen
🍽️
Mess Kit of the Horde
Plates, Bowls & CupsUncommon

“Reusable beats paper. The dishwashing rotation is the true test of friendship.”

Camp Kitchen
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Elixir of Restoration
Electrolytes / GatoradeUncommon

“Use: Removes the 'Hungover' debuff. Slam one before bed, thank yourself at dawn.”

Hydration
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Vessel of the Trail
Reusable Water BottleCommon

“The container, not the water — bring one to refill. Beer is not hydration, no matter what Aaron says.”

Hydration
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Trunks of the Plunge
SwimsuitCommon

“Silver Lake is cold, clear, and worth it. Send it off the rock.”

Apparel
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Drape of the Quick-Dry
Beach / Camp TowelsCommon

“Post-plunge essential. The lake is cold; the sun is the only towel-warmer out here.”

Lake Gear
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Pillow of Forgotten Comfort
Camp PillowCommon

“Or a hoodie stuffed with clothes. We don't judge. (We do.)”

Sleep System
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Trail Mix of Endless Munching
Snacks & ChipsCommon

“Chips, jerky, trail mix, the gas-station haul. The connective tissue between meals.”

Consumables
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Visor of the Sun-Squint
Hat & SunglassesCommon

“Equip: +Squint Resistance. The lake glare is real.”

Apparel
🟫
Groundcloth Ward
Tarp / Tent FootprintCommon

“Stands between your tent floor and the cold, wet earth. Unglamorous. Essential.”

Shelter
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Spark of Ignition
Lighter & Stormproof MatchesCommon

“Bring three. You will lose two. This is the way.”

Fire & Fuel

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